Where to open offshore personal bank account?

Hello all,

As an affiliate marketer, I am interested in opening an offshore personal bank account for my savings.

I am looking for bank that:

• Allows USD currency.
• Doesn't require country/bank visit.
• Allows access to funds online without issues.
• Have no previous negative feedbacks
• Have Zero Tax

Please know, that I am looking for real bank with good reputation and not virtual banks.

Are Cyprus, UAE, Georgia, Cayman Islands, Belize a good option? Any suggestions?